Silly-Billy Lily

by Enormous on March 6, 2008

Crap singer, appalling fashion designer and amateurish chat-show host Lily Allen has angered organisers of the Isle of Wight Festival by cancelling her appearance at the last minute for what all agree are unacceptable reasons.

In an interview with BBC 6 Music, promoter John Giddings said that she had been booked since November but has pulled out because, according to her spokesman, her album is behind schedule.

It is no secret that I am not an admirer of Ms Allen and her execrable music and have found some of her previous marketing techniques and her general attitude towards her young followers and devotees to be truly deplorable, but on this occasion I think she has outdone herself. Her actions are shabby and inglorious at best, immoral and sickening at worst.

When performers like Allen are booked for shows, it is the artist themselves that are being paid to appear, not the record that they are currently working on.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Nelson Galaxy March 6, 2008 at 5:39 pm

Bloody singers, who do they think they are?

Napoleon Fantastic March 6, 2008 at 5:55 pm

I think she’s a good singer but pulling out of gigs for silly reasons like that give us all a bad name.

Jo Beaufoix March 8, 2008 at 5:35 pm

Tsk, how rude.

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