I had the unfortunate experience of watching the enormous frame of dimwit Jade Goody prance around the house in the Channel 4 reality TV programme Big Brother last night.
I only allowed myself 10 minutes or so, but in the end that was all I needed – all I needed for her to be raised slightly in my expectations.
Indeed, I used to think that you were nothing but a boorish moron, Jade.
Well, now, congratulations are in order.
Jade Goody, you have been promoted! You are now officially an idiot.
Well done and God bless your pointed little head.
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