Drummers

Hip Hop Pensioner Turns Blue

by Enormous on August 10, 2008

‘Reg, I’m sorry if I upset you the other day.’ I felt so bad, I had gone round to my elderly friend’s – the erstwhile alien abductee’s – house to apologise for being so rude to him.

He told me not to worry about it. ‘Anyway, what do you reckon, eh?’

‘What’s that, Reginald?’

‘I’ve bought a drumkit! I’m going to form a blues band.’

I couldn’t believe it. ‘Everybody’s forming bands these days.’

He began to reminisce: ‘I had an old kit in the spare room, years ago, when my wife was still alive. She used to tell me it sounded like I was building a shed up there.’

‘I bet she was lovely.’

‘Whatever. Anyways, I’ve made up my mind to really go for it this time – and book into your bloody studio. What do you reckon, eh?’

‘I’m sure it’s going to be a blessing for both of us, Reg,’ I told him.

Bouncing on the balls of his feet, a smile won his face. ‘See you later, Davy-boy.’ Somehow, it seemed to be a smile full of regret.

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Ringing The Changes

by Enormous on August 4, 2008

‘We’ve changed our name again!’ Punk drummer Sonny Starr rang me from Paris last night. ‘We are now called The Ringtones.’

‘Brilliant name, Sonny,’ I told him, ‘but you’re still not coming in the studio.’

‘But listen, Davy man: Hendrix, the singer, right? – he’s having a sex change in October.’

‘. . .’

Makes you wonder how far performers will go sometimes, doesn’t it, to get noticed – or to simply make a point. (Or not – Showbiz Ed.)

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