Fortune Telling

Telling Teenage Fortunes

by Enormous on October 12, 2009

No.50

You will renounce alcohol.
After a few months you will nounce alcohol again.
You will go on to renounce alcohol once more.
(You will probably nounce it again next week.)

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Telling Teenage Fortunes

by Enormous on September 28, 2009

No.49

You will try really hard to like Charlie Parker.
You will realise you don’t like Charlie Parker.

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Telling Teenage Fortunes

by Enormous on August 10, 2009

No.47
You will move to a new home.

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Telling Teenage Fortunes

by Enormous on August 1, 2009

No.46

1.You will become enlightened.
2.You will become disillusioned.
3.You will find happiness in a French waitress in Clapham.
4.You will be abandoned.
5.You will lose your mojo.
6.You will learn to live with it.
7.You will get your mojo back.
8.You will discover the whole world in a little dog.

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