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Ashley Morgans who are not British jazz musicians and who do not run a record label

by Enormous on March 2, 2011

There are many people online called Ashley Morgan. There are lots and lots of Ashley Morgans on the web. LOTS of Ashley Morgans. Ever since writing that post about how I hated Lady Gaga and how I think that tribute acts are the work of the devil I have had hate mail from people asking me why I don’t like the trumpet player in my own band.

Hello internet people. Please stop being so bloody stupid.

Of all the Ashley Morgans out there, our Ashley Morgan is a British jazz musician and owns and runs a record label (well, a couple of record labels actually, but that’s another story) and one of the other Ashley Morgans is a Lady Gaga tribute singer, presumably in drag, I don’t know, I haven’t checked.

Other Ashley Morgans that I found online include a lawyer, a carpenter, a tailor, a recruitment consultant and someone who appears to cut their own hair.

They are not all the same person.

Thank you and goodnight.

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Lady Gaga can’t sing

by Enormous on March 2, 2011

More musings on the whole Ashley Morgan Lady Gaga thing we reported earlier.

Since Lady Gaga can’t sing, can’t write, looks awful, is annoying to be around (so we’ve heard) and smells faintly of a lamb chop that has been left out of the fridge for too long, why on earth would anyone want to pretend to be her?

We remain confused but entertained.

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Lady Gaga doesn’t live here but jazz musician Ashley Morgan does

by Enormous on March 1, 2011

Yesterday we had an email asking if Enormous trumpet player and stubble adorned jazz musician Ashley Morgan was available for a Lady Gaga tribute gig.

Apparently, despite being a happily married father with facial hair that looks like it could sharpen diamonds, Ashley Morgan is in demand as a Lady Gaga impersonator.

Here at Enormous HQ we take a pretty dim view of unoriginal music and believe that tribute acts have a special place in hell.

Ashley Morgan was unavailable to comment on this thoroughly hilarious situation. However, we remain certain that he once he is made aware of the situation he will find it just as pathetically hilarious as we do. Albeit with his usual sense of calm. *

* Disclaimer. We do not expect Ashley to remain calm. He has been known to Hulk out on several occasions. If he smashes through one of your walls whilst ripping his shirt off in a Lou Ferrigno style we don’t take responsibility.

**Disclaimer number two. We do acknowledge that there are other Ashley Morgans out there but please have some sense before contacting us about other Ashley Morgans like the lawyer, the actress (cough, cough) and the aforementioned Lady Gaga impersonator. It is possible for more than one person to have the same name you know.

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