Sex Pistols

Telling Teenage Fortunes

by Enormous on July 18, 2008

No.19
You will refuse to participate in a game of ‘murderball’ during an afternoon PE class taken by your least favourite games teacher-sadist, preferring instead to go home and listen to the new Clash and Sex Pistols albums.

As a punishment, you will receive ten days of after-school detention which you will elect to not attend. The head of sixth-form will write a letter to your parents.

You will always wonder whether you did the right thing. You will have a recurring dream about this in later life.

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