You will spill a pint of lager over someone you are trying to chat up.
Later, she will tell you that she thinks you are ‘really sweet’ but that she doesn’t want a ‘serious-type of relationship kind-of-thing.’
This is what you will tell her: ‘So do I, neither. How about a quick shag?’
You will begin to doubt the credibility of the ironic comment. (Especially where women are concerned.)