No.56
You will fall asleep in R.E. The teacher, Mr Hook, who looks like a baby-eating troll, will throw a King James bible at you. He will ask you this: ‘Having a nice dream, Lawrence? Would you like to share it with the class?’
To which you will reply: ‘I was dreaming about Jesus, sir.’ (You were actually dreaming about going to buy batteries for a man.)
As your teacher stares at you with undisguised hatred in his eyes, you will be overcome by a fit of yawning which you will suppress by coughing nervously and by scratching at your nose like a chimpanzee.
‘What do you want to do when you eventually grow up, boy?’ He will ask you.
This will be your reply: ‘Live in a windmill and solve crimes, sir.’
You will be put on detention for three weeks.
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And then I hope King James will be all, ‘hey, give me back my bible.’
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